i. hate. baths. they are wet, soapy, and make me smell like flowers. *gag* and after a bath, she insists on blowing my fur around with a loud hot air blower-thing. it’s just HORRIBLE. and don’t even TALK to me about all the brushing that goes on during the whole process. the. absolute. WORST. times a million.  no pictures please. i’m nakies.  but unfortunately for me, baths are a “necessary” evil (according to my human). because if i want to stay fresh, fancy, and supa’ dupa’ fly, i need to take a bath once in awhile. so whenever i find something that helps speed up the whole bath time process, i’m all for it! and so is the human, because as…