have you heard? we adopted a cat! her name is fifi mcfluffypants (or, feefs for short) and she’s pretty darn cute. she’s an almost-two-year-old cross-eyed siamese mix who has a passion for fashion (especially anything cashmere), catnip, and “being fabulous.” she’s great at playing fetch (especially with rolled up balls of tinfoil!), and loves doing kitty parkour with me in the morning (also known as tag, you’re it!). when we first brought her home, we were just planning on fostering her. she was very, very sick, and there were a few times when the human couldn’t imagine ever keeping her (like, that time when she had a literal poo explosion…